Hide the Turkey Neck
“Oh, you don’t have a turkey neck”…Wanna bet? It may not be full turkey but its at least in the Cornish Game Hen arena. Regardless, this is a pretty flattering top. I gotta say that I picked the wrong size (this one is 3 times too big) but who can tell, since its just a weird amalgamation of sphincter and fabric that somehow turns out to be fantastic.